brucefromfamilyguy:

memewhore:

memewhore:

sexygaywizard:

I hate when spellcheck tries to capitalize the word “god” or “christ” like bro I’m literally trying to use the lord’s name in vain over here, please DONT put some respect on his name

brunhiddensmusings:

sarcasmgal-blog:

quasi-normalcy:

ceevee5:

I fear a fresh wave of the plague

Update from twitter

i want to explain to people- the lower bit is accurate

you probably pay way more in taxes/rent then a medieval peasants well as have less time off of work

unclefather:

brattypainkiller:

manywinged:

i love when employees of shitty service providers are like wellllll technically you have to pay for this thing but i’m gonna pretend i didn’t see it ;) just keep it between us okay? the realest allies ever

2hongry4u:

In case no one has told you today

Your titties look amazing

disgustinggf:

weighted blankets are nice but i want u on top of me instead

huffylemon: